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May 20, 2019

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There totally isn't a new Splinter Cell according to Ubisoft, definitely not, they promise seriously. John Wick meets "not" John Wick. Epic doing something epic for better or worse. New episodes every Monday at 11 a.m.


  1. All in on Vampire Masquerade
  2. Splinter Psych
  3. The Spider-man meme, but John Wick
  4. FF7 Remake isn't dead, but still far from being real.
  5. Red Dead Online: The Vaguest Trailer
  6. Sony and Microsoft actually acting like adults?
  7. Epic Nonsense 1|2